1.) Our stairwell hosted a Kool-Aid Party two nights ago, and we made a pact that no one could go to sleep until both 50-gallon garbage cans full of Kool-Aid were gone. At 1 AM, with only two gallons of grape left, Big Mike and I devised a plan... we snuck into our RA's (resident advisor's) room and poured it into the reservoir of his toilet, so that when he flushed the next morning, his bowl was filled with sweet-smelling grape Kool-Aid.
2.) In desperate need of more furniture for our room, Cameron, Mike and I drove to the local Good Will Outlet Store and bargained a hideous-looking armchair off them for $11. The only catch was the fact that we came in a Jetta... with no ropes. So we tossed it upside-down on top of his car and we all stuck an arm out the window and held on for dear life as we drove the 5 miles back to campus.
3.) About five minutes ago, we were all sitting bored in the living room trying to think of what to do. Now we're throwing knives at the opposite wall, trying to get them to stick.
Oh, college.
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