Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Annoyances.

Wow, two posts in the same day. Rare. In any case, I decided to write a quick entry highlighting pertinent assumptions of society that really annoy me.*

1. If you do something nice for a girl, it's obviously because you like her. I mean, let's be real here - No guy holds open doors, compliments, or helps out a girl unless he's got a head-over-heels crush on her.

2. If you compliment someone who's in higher position than you, you're obviously trying to kiss-up. C'mon now... you don't just compliment a professor because he/she gave an awesome message in chapel the other day or something. You only compliment professors because you want a better grade on a test or lenience on a paper.

3. If you don't act just like everyone else and do "normal" things, you have a medical condition which requires medication. See a physician immediately. Similarly, if you are uncomfortable (including but not limited to: pain, tiredness, too awake, or bored,) seek medication expediently. You don't need to feel those things anyway.

4. If you're a freshman, you have nothing of value or substance to offer. Keep quiet.


Grumble grumble grumble,

-Daniel K




*DISCLAIMER: I am in no way saying that all people I know act like this. Just a select few.

2 comments:

Brookester said...

... Bored again. Waiting to go to REI to crash tonight, so I decided to check out your page (facebook and email got old) But, .. on these annoyances.. do you believe them, or are you annoyed because ppl think them?

- Confused, tired peron. aka Brooke

Brookester said...

Uhm. So.. I thought again and realized that in no way do you believe them. So just ignore that previous blog. .. I can't figure out how to delete it, or I would. Just blame it on my tiredness. Cuz I am really tired. Anyway, goodnight.

I'm glad you don't think those.. cux they are pretty poppycockish.