Wow, two posts in the same day. Rare. In any case, I decided to write a quick entry highlighting pertinent assumptions of society that really annoy me.*
1. If you do something nice for a girl, it's obviously because you like her. I mean, let's be real here - No guy holds open doors, compliments, or helps out a girl unless he's got a head-over-heels crush on her.
2. If you compliment someone who's in higher position than you, you're obviously trying to kiss-up. C'mon now... you don't just compliment a professor because he/she gave an awesome message in chapel the other day or something. You only compliment professors because you want a better grade on a test or lenience on a paper.
3. If you don't act just like everyone else and do "normal" things, you have a medical condition which requires medication. See a physician immediately. Similarly, if you are uncomfortable (including but not limited to: pain, tiredness, too awake, or bored,) seek medication expediently. You don't need to feel those things anyway.
4. If you're a freshman, you have nothing of value or substance to offer. Keep quiet.
Grumble grumble grumble,
-Daniel K
*DISCLAIMER: I am in no way saying that all people I know act like this. Just a select few.
2 comments:
... Bored again. Waiting to go to REI to crash tonight, so I decided to check out your page (facebook and email got old) But, .. on these annoyances.. do you believe them, or are you annoyed because ppl think them?
- Confused, tired peron. aka Brooke
Uhm. So.. I thought again and realized that in no way do you believe them. So just ignore that previous blog. .. I can't figure out how to delete it, or I would. Just blame it on my tiredness. Cuz I am really tired. Anyway, goodnight.
I'm glad you don't think those.. cux they are pretty poppycockish.
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